Woodbridge Hospital now Buangkok Recreational Club

Desire to pin someone you hate with the status of mentally adjudicated diaspora?
Wish to pack somebody with a noose around his neck off to the nether world by attesting to his soundness of mind?
Where shrinks such as Dr George Fernandez are always available (including Christmas Day) to threaten them not to speak out of turn in court or face institutionalization?
You're in luck, old chap.
Buangkok Chalet has been upgraded to Buangkok Recreational Club.
Bookings for two weeks and above, to be made in advance. (Immediate bookings only with the Home Minister's consent.)
Bribes expected to allow in soya-sauce or cigarettes. Other items only on visiting days.